Review of Take Me (2017) by John B — 09 Jul 2017

Badly written, poorly acted, boring and silly.

This review of Take Me (2017) was written by John B on 09 Jul 2017.

Take Me has generally received mixed reviews.

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By John M (4,356) on 14 Jul 2017

Take me is a fun little film with good performances and fun story. I liked how the characters play off each other…

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By Film C (695) on 02 Sep 2017

For a short running it does full a hell a lot longer…

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By Aproxx (58) on 13 Aug 2018

This is my logic for the number: First and foremost: Its entertaining? If not, its below 6…

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By Daniel Nava (97) for Chicago Cinema Circuit (97) on 29 Dec 2018

Healy struggle[s] as both a filmmaker and actor, attempting to uncover pathos in an inconceivably awful screenplay…

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By Jason Bailey (832) for Flavorwire (598) on 03 May 2017

The broad opening scenes make it seem like a lighter movie than it is; hang in there, because it's a ride…

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By John Defore (1,351) for The Hollywood Reporter (7,050) on 08 May 2017

Healy knows exactly the mix of comical bumbling and psychological tension he wants here…

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By Matt Donato (975) for We Got This Covered (2,391) on 08 May 2017

Take Me is a sunny little daydream about fetishistic domination, spun around one man’s jabby little gender battle…

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By Neil Genzlinger (512) for The New York Times (9,847) on 03 May 2017

Parts of it work, but the overall package is never really suspenseful enough to have you on edge or overtly funny enough to be a lark…

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By Dharshna S (1) on 13 May 2017

It was pretty funny. Pat Healy and Taylor Schilling played off of eachother well…

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By Chris Evangelista (306) for CutPrintFilm (29) on 28 Dec 2017

By the time Take Me arrives at its climax we begin to see how much better this film could've been…

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