Review of T2 Trainspotting (2017) by Bryan J — 02 Jun 2017
Slow, boring, unfunny. Even dumbing down expectations to low levels wasn't enough, gave it 30 minutes and I was done, more than what anyone should and give it 10 max. You can't get into something in at LEAST 10 minutes, shut it down because filmmakers are taught this and if they can't do it they bombed.
The only counter example is older movies as they were typically slower but could get better, but not since about 1970.. Andromeda Strain was the last slow starting movie I could stomach and I had to give it 3 tries.
This review of T2 Trainspotting (2017) was written by Bryan J on 02 Jun 2017.
T2 Trainspotting has generally received positive reviews.
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