Review of Swordfish (2001) by Andrew D — 22 Feb 2010
Don Cheadle is great. So is Vinnie Jones. John Travolta, I mean, fuck, John Travolta should mean something with what he's done. But sadly he's also filled mountains with bad movies - but his greatness is like the sunrise and makes glorious shadows of his mundanities - and then this comes along and it's like a giant bird shitting on the sun.
Which happens in a Cypriot myth.
This review of Swordfish (2001) was written by Andrew D on 22 Feb 2010.
Swordfish has generally received mixed reviews.
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