Review of Surviving Christmas (2004) by Meg S — 02 Jan 2008

'Drew Latham: Please! Please, let me stay here!

Tom Valco: No!

Drew Latham: I'll pay you.

Tom Valco: My family's not for sale, pal.

Drew Latham: I'll pay you $250,000!

Tom Valco: Welcome home, son.'.

'Drew Latham: Hey, Dad.

Christine Valco: He's talking to you, genius.

Tom Valco: Yeah, Drew?

Drew Latham: Would you do me a kindness? Put this hat on. My dad always used to wear a Santa hat when we went Christmas tree shopping.

Tom Valco: [laughs] In public?

Drew Latham: Yeah.

Tom Valco: Yeah, that would be no. And in private, that would be no, too.

Drew Latham: Please wear the hat.

Tom Valco: No. I'm not wearing the hat.

Drew Latham: Tom, you gotta wear the hat.

Tom Valco: I'm not wearing the hat.

Drew Latham: Wear the hat, Tom.

Tom Valco: I'm not wearing the hat. Now get it away from me before I shove it up your ass!

Drew Latham: Tom, are you familiar with the phrase "breach of contract"?

Tom Valco: Give me the hat!'.