Review of Surf Ninjas (1993) by Derek D — 29 May 2007

A cyborg Leslie Nielsen, a kid with a psychic Game Gear, ninjas, and Rob Schneider for some reason. What more can you ask for?

This review of Surf Ninjas (1993) was written by Derek D on 29 May 2007.

Surf Ninjas has generally received mixed reviews.

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