Review of Surf Ninjas (1993) by Dana W — 17 Jun 2007

Bad movie, but I cant stop watching it...

This review of Surf Ninjas (1993) was written by Dana W on 17 Jun 2007.

Surf Ninjas has generally received mixed reviews.

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