Review of Surf Ninjas (1993) by Craig M — 24 Aug 2007

"for as we all know...money can't buy knives".

This review of Surf Ninjas (1993) was written by Craig M on 24 Aug 2007.

Surf Ninjas has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Lee H (754) on 03 Jan 2013

It's about what one would expect, given the title. So bad, it's good! Funny in places, and fairly family friendly. Turn off your mind and watch…

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By Jesus C (369) on 03 May 2013

Take a minute to fully appreciate that movie poster. THIS was a thing…

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By Jared F (348) on 27 Nov 2011

Fun covered in mountains of cheesy goodness. Gooftastic…

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