Review of Surf Ninjas (1993) by Justin M — 04 Jun 2009

This movie is about Leslie Nielson who plays a psychotic pedophile who is obsessed with the Ernie Reyes. He tries to kidnap them again so he can finish what he started many years before. Instead of going peacefully, however, the Reyes team up with a magical sega genesis which oddly doesnt seem to burn out its batteries every 3 seconds like my old one, a magical island nation that is drawn on a map with a highlighter, C-bear and a stapler with magic what if powers to combat Leslie Nielson and his constantly naked gun.

Now, if you like grotesque Leslie Nielson nudity then you NEED to see this movie. But beware, money cant buy movies so buying this movie will be difficult.