Review of Superhero Movie (2008) by Jonah C — 29 Jun 2009

Superhero Movie isn't the worst movie I've seen, but it really lacks my personal criteria, let alone the worst special effects ever.

You know, I got to say, I found the begining of the film to be funny and a good parody of the begining of the Spiderman flick. As the film progressed, however, I couldn't help but complain. Unlike Disaster Movie, the worst movie I've ever seen, this movie focuses entirely on making fun of Spiderman, calling Drake a "Dragonfly" who can't even fly. Only minor parodies of other superheroes are ever put in. All the plot is is a Spiderman hater's dream come true. To score this film out of a possible 100, 20 points would be taken off for the lack of viratety.

The rotten core where this movie stank bullcrap stems from its god forsaken special effects I cannot stress that enough. To make it breif, you can tell 100% when something is fake, it sticks out like a sore thumb. The worst thing I saw was a rabbit jumping on Drake. I CANNOT IN ANYWAY STRESS THIS ENOUGH, that rabbit was totally fake. There was also a part where the Dragonfly punches a thug against a wall, and the wall moved. You could tell that it was all green screen without looking at any behind-the-scenes crap. It's like they didn't even try.

This is a god awful, misguided, rotten and rushed film that begs for apocalypse. Not as horrendous as Disaster Movie, but too bad to even review. Other than the movie itself, what is worser that a film that cannot be reviewed properly without forcing it?!