Review of Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) by Mud D — 31 Jul 2017

Survival of the fittest.

It is the law of the jungle.

There is always someone trying to take away what is yours.

How do I know?

I almost passed me.

Tim Templeton...

Cease from monkeying around.

The hot dogs are cooling.

Hot dogs?

At least I remember.

Very good friend is lunchtime.

I was seven ...

And at that age, one depends on your imagination.

Tim!

Our heroe!

Relax, Mom and Dad.

I got this!

HOT SAUCE.

Sujtense!

Sometimes I rescued my parents.

Over there!

Other times, they me.

- I lose control! - Tim, look out!

Tree!

I can not hear you well!

Slow down, Tim!

- Gira, Tim! - Turn!

- You got hurt? - I'm fine.

See those teeth.

There were only three.

Los Templeton.

And three is the perfect number.

Interesting fact.

The triangle is the strongest shape in nature.

It was the luckiest kid in the world.

My parents had a great job!

Company working for the world's largest pet:

PerriCorp.

- Yes, Mr. Francis. - PerriCorp you need.

It is time to act.

Working in an area called Marketing ...

In throwing new products.

Although my parents worked very hard ...

Always they reserved enough for me.

Three stories, five hugs and my special song, okay?

Done deal.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night.

Take these broken wings and learn to fly.

All your life.

Only expect this moment to take flight.

Hey, Tim, how about having a little brother?

No thanks. So I'm fine.

Life was good. It was perfect.

But go falling asleep ...

Something my parents said made me think.

Where do babies come from?

FAMILY.

FAMILY.

FAMILY.

FAMILY.

MANAGEMEN WELCOME TO MANAGEMEN A HEAD IN DIAPERS.

The day he arrived my brother began like any other ...

But I did not imagine ...

That my life would never be the same.

Wake up, shorty! They are 7 am.

Wake up, shorty!

Good day, Maguin!

What great adventure is waiting for you today?

Yes!

My parents always said I had a very active imagination.

But I remember clearly ...

The baby came to us in a taxi.

What?

Oye!

Tim, look who came!

Say hello to your new baby.

To me what?

Little brother.

I had a million questions.

Who is that guy? What is he doing here?

Why the suit?

Why are you so fat? Why do I look like?

Do you know karate? What's going on?

Over there?

- Good. - Good.

From the beginning, she is yelling at everyone ...

He gave them orders.

You want this?

Something was obvious. He was the boss.

Shamelessly he puts his office in the middle of the house.

He organized together.

- Called? - Want to Mr. Squeaky?

Many, many boards.

Even in the middle of the night.

I woke up, I woke up!

- We're coming! - It did not take!

If things were not done to your satisfaction ... immediately.

He had a tantrum.

- What about the bottle? - Give him his bottle!

Had everyone eating out of his pudgy hands.

Everyone except me.

- Nappy! - Bottle!

- Nappy! - Bottle!

Dad, I can not sleep!

Already. Me neither.

The baby needs a lot of attention now.

OK, good bye.

- But ... - Quiet.

Daddy is here. Daddy is here.

What about me?

Year: 2057.

The alferes T-Rex and I investigated a hostile alien invasion.

It's much worse than we thought.

Mom, is naked!

I'm naked!

Say "naked".

No!

Who is the baby Mommy? You're the baby Mommy?

No, it's the burly dad, right?

One of us should go to the convention pets.

In Las Vegas.

- You know what? See you. - No no. See you.

You need a break.

- I'll take the baby and you ... - Let the baby decide.

Who do you want to stay with you? Is Dad or Mom?

A papi?

He loves his mom.

Well, we need to talk!

In private.

- Clear. - On what, champ?

Sobre el B-E-B--S.

Without "that", Tim.

That came out of nowhere!

Do not we know it!

We can not trust him.

Calma, is just a baby.

Really? Am I the only one here who thinks that guy has something weird?

- Oh, I got it. - Still serves.

Tim?

Look at him! Bring a suit!

I know, is not a tenderness? It's like a little man.

Always carrying a briefcase!

Would anyone else you think?

I do not know, a little strange?

You were wearing a Borreguita everywhere.

Borreguita has nothing to do!

Every baby is different, Tim.

And each one is special.

It is is taking over the whole house!

You're taking over the house?

Of course. Of course.

Believe me, one day know better this little ...

And then you're going to want with all my heart.

Like us.

With all my heart?

Never.

Hello!

It's time for my three stories, hugs and five special song!

How about a story?

Three hugs and my special song?

Is it only my special song?

Mom?

Dad?

Hey.

Do not they're going to wrap?

On Monday I give Mr. Francis!

Do not Cry! Do not Cry...

Hello?

Hello? No, ma'am yet.

No, not excuses.

Yes ma'am, I know you've been here a long time.

Believe me, I feel as if carrying a lifetime.

I'm already making progress with parents.

The usual procedure: sleep deprivation, hunger strikes.

They are very confused.

I have them eating out of my hand.

They do everything for me.

It's hilarious.

But I think the boy suspected something.

No. I got this.

I know how important this mission for the company.

Mission?

Believe me, lady, I'm the baby for the job.

Hands up, evil baby!

Gas! Butts! Caca!

I deal with the NI-N-O.

You can talk!

No, really talk. I heard you!

All right. I can talk.

Let's see if you listen.

Get me a double espresso ...

And looking for a good sushi place nearby.

Would kill for a spicy tuna roll.

And buy something for you.

Who you are?

Let's just say I'm the boss.

The boss? You're a baby! Diaper use.

You know who else wears a diaper?

Astronauts and racing drivers.

It is efficient, Templeton.

The average child spends about 45 hours a year on the potty.

I'm the boss. I do not have much free time.

Well, you're not my boss.

- Yeah I'm your boss. - Do not.

- yes. - Not.

- Yes! - Not!

- yes. - Not!

- yes. - Not!

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I arrived first.

Wait for Mom and Dad to know.

Oh yeah? Do you think you would choose instead of me?

With your history?

You dont know nothing about me.

Yea that you want, right? Let's see.

Templeton, Timothy. Second name...

I am sorry.

Leslie!

- mediocre grades. - How you know too much?

Can not you ride a bike without training wheels?

Even the bears know how to ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie.

You have 7 years.

Seven and a half.

Nap! What were you saying?

I have seven and a half years.

Exact! You are old.

It is time to make way for the next generation.

So the world works.

You would not ask your parents an old toy.

Borreguita?

Everyone wants the fashion.

Destroys. Destroys.

- Borreguita! - I have new batteries.

Five!

Mom and Dad did not even know you.

They worship Me!

Oh yeah? You have the account, child.

There is a limited amount of love.

It's how are you accounts.

You used to have all the love of your parents.

All your time. All his attention.

You were all accounts.

But then I came along.

Babies require a lot of time.

They need much attention. They receive all the love.

We could share.

Obviously you not studied Economics.

Look, Templeton, do not give numbers.

There is not enough love for both.

Not enough accounts.

And suddenly, there is no room for Tim.

Tim no longer fits.

Oh no! And Tim?

So silence. Get out of my way.

Or there will be downsizing.

They can not fire you from your own family.

Or if?

Wake up, shorty! They are 7 am.

Awake, Dwarf ...!

For what?

Stand up for a nutritious breakfast!

They are 7 am.

What happens, Timothy?

Does that made you sad little man?

I'll throw a curse on him!

It wont happen!

No case, Maguin.

He has deceived mom and dad.

If they knew what I know, would not let him stay.

Maybe your parents will need to open your eyes.

With a great curse!

Not pass!

Yes. Should I open their eyes ...

With proof!

That I need evidence!

Reveal your dark magic!

Testing testing.

Testing testing.

Maybe they can return it!

And their money back.

We can buy an inflatable house!

Good luck, Tim! They are 8:45 am.

Ninja.

Ninja.

Ninja.

Ninja.

Babies everywhere! They spread.

Mom! Dad! What's going on?

It's an invasion!

It's game day!

What a good photo.

It is a meeting, and you're not going to attend.

Come on.

We'll see.

Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Well, before you start ...

CHILD IS LISTENING?

Yes sir!

- Clear! - Affirmative!

Jimbo, generates interference.

Oye!

- Babies are in crisis! - Oh no!

- That bad! - What a horror!

What's going on?

It is easier to demonstrate them. Teddy, please.

We will give a show!

Here we go!

Jimbo, lights.

You see, no longer babies receive as much love as before.

Why? Do we misbehave?

No, Staci.

But I tell you who yes.

Here is our mortal enemy. The puppies!

Do not! That's the problem.

The puppies? What is going on with them?

Along the history...

People have babies loved more than anything in the world.

We have always been indispensable ...

Number one on any wish list.

The cubs were pure accessories.

But everything changed when the puppies started to leave ...

With new design models.

Each lovelier than the last.

You remember the labradoodle?

Does the peekapoo?

Does the chiweenie? Try to speak without smiling.

Impossible. Do not waste your time.

We all laughed shar pei.

And now the number one in China.

- Oh no! - How terrible!

- Horrendous! - Yes.

And things get worse.

Francis Francis, director of Perricorp, gave this announcement.

Teddy, running video.

Everything goes in a while ...

To present the most adorable puppy ever.

Whatever launch at the convention in Las Vegas pet!

Attention, Planet!

It will sweep away the competition!

- How good! - No, Jimbo.

Nothing of "how well"! We are the competition!

This is war.

Puppies are winning, we are losing babies.

Thank you, Teddy.

And if the new puppy is so cute as we fear ...

It could be the end of the baby business.

That bad!

Bad news!

What are we going to do?

My job is to figure out what ...

To BebCorp can stop it.

And you will help me.

- Genius! - tops!

You're still the best, boss!

How good!

How good.

Well, all parents work in PerriCorp.

Have you learned something from them?

- Yes sir! - Clear!

Great. What, Triplets?

- A - B.

- C. - D.

No, what have you learned about the new puppy?

Yes, puppy!

No, Jumbo! Puppies are bad.

Staci, read the notes.

I do not know how to read. What does it say?

This is my team?

A burly, a lot of activists and doodler?

- Exactly! - Affirmative!

Well said.

- Yes! - Good, BB!

I have you!

Leave that cookie. They are for those serving missions.

- We want another show! - No, Teddy. Do not.

- A hug? - No more shows!

Boss?

- There is enough love. - Go to sleep!

Goodnight.

- Boss! - Boss!

- What? - Parents!

It's like they have a small board.

- Is not it adorable? - Who wants dessert?

Heavens, how humiliating.

Heavens, how humiliating.

Wait for mom and dad to hear this.

Hey, Templeton, what have you got there?

Nothing.

Give me that tape.

Never!

Mom! Dad! Here!

- Hey, Timmy! - Hello! Anyway...

Flower Power!

You can not escape the law, bobo.

Put the belt. Let's move on!

Run Run Run.

What? Hears!

Run Run Run.

Catch, catch, catch.

Yes!

How good!

Let me go, small ...

Look! At last the children get along.

How good.

Sayonara!

They want to play?

Let's play.

No!

Rescue the Boss! Rescue the Boss!

- Get him! - I am going!

- I am going! - I am going!

You're fried, Mr. Baby!

Upa, upa!

Who wants...?

Cheese sticks!

Mom Dad! I have evidence!

Can not you go downstairs?

Nothing can stop me!

Mom! Dad! Where are they?

Hello?

Where have all gone?

Mom Dad! The baby can talk!

Do not tell me.

Wait, how ...?

Give me that tape. Timmy.

O Borreguita get hurt, do you see?

No!

What do you say, Borreguita? You want a nose ring?

Not my style, but who am I to judge?

And one eyebrow? I think too, Borreguita.

How you will look at a job interview?

Basta!

The recording, Timmy! Or I will pe-da-zos.

Do not! Let her go!

- Let her go you! - Let her go you!

- Tape! - Give me a Borreguita!

Oops! Too far.

Templeton! Be reasonable.

We can be reasonable, right? What do you do?

You'd have you wanted since you arrived!

We can drink a little juices and speak!

It happened when the little juices.

No, Templeton. You would not dare.

Adiosito, baby! You are fired!

What do you do?

Nothing.

My evidence!

Tim! I want an explanation!

Yes, an explanation.

I did not go! It's the fault of the baby.

Blame the baby?

It is true! You can speak.

Everyone can speak. They have a meeting.

They say something about puppies.

It's a conspiracy of babies!

Timothy Leslie Templeton!

We are very disappointed.

- No, we're upset with you! - Yes, annoying.

- Annoying? - You need a punishment!

- You're punished! - Yes, punished!

- Two Three!

- Three days? - Weeks!

Weeks! Three weeks!

Three eternities!

Punished?

You're staying at home with your little brother ...

Until they learn to get along.

Genial.

It was my first time behind bars.

Prison.

The confinement.

Punished for life.

The minutes turned into hours, hours into days.

Everyone has their breaking point.

This was mine.

The blackbird sings silent night.

- Take these broken wings and learn to fly. - Hey, that's my song.

All your life.

Only expect this moment to take flight.

Not for nothing, dwarf.

Maybe I can help.

The blackbird singing in the dead of night!

Please, you take these broken wings and learn to fly!

Fly, you fools!

Thank you, Maguin.

But it's not the same.

If only I could reach my magic knife.

We could escape from this prison.

Templeton!

Templeton, we must speak.

Get out of here.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night.

Basta!

It's my song, not yours.

My parents wrote just for me.

Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?

No, Ted and Janice.

I do not even know their names!

Robrmelos try.

You stole everything!

You should be in jail!

Look, it's time to put aside our differences.

Been ...?

No!

Where it is Human Resources when you need them?

Take it.

I do not want your filthy money.

I told you not to get in my way.

I can not! You are in my house.

I do not want to be here...

Like you do not want to be here.

So why do you torture me?

The truth is that I am not an ordinary baby.

Do not tell me.

I have a mission from heaven.

Are you the child Jesus?

Yes. I am the baby Jesus.

No!

I'm a middle manager of the company.

The company? What company?

Look.

Take it. This explains everything.

What do you want me to do with that?

- I want you to suck. - Suck it you!

It's not for you.

I Do not suck!

- Suck it. - I do not know where you've been!

The important thing is not where you've been, but where will take.

You do not want to know?

Where do babies really come from?

Hickey. Pacifier. Bibi.

Bubu. Bobo. Baba.

Chupetn. Sniffer. Muffler.

It has many names.

But their power will let you know the truth.

Faster!

Mom!

Where we are?

Welcome to BebCorp!

I can not believe it.

- Thank you. - What?

Quiet. They can not see us or hear us.

- Are we something like virtual? - Yes.

- You mean you will not feel? - Do not.

- Not this? Nothing.

Karate!

Do not make a fool of myself, Templeton. I can see you.

So here babies come from?

What did you think? Tra that the stork.

The fairies?

No, my parents told me that ...

What?

No. Yuck.

Yeah, I figured it was not.

I can not believe my parents did not tell this.

If they knew where babies come from, they would not have one.

Like the hot dogs, by the way.

Upa!

And how come I do not remember this place?

Yes, you remembered.

When normal babies take away the pacifier ...

BebCorp forget.

And how is it that you're not normal?

Some of us, the best ...

We selected for ...

For the greatest honor.

Being senior management.

Here, Templeton, all the action.

Naptime in Sector G.

Does this place is for babies operated?

Yes.

My dad says: "Those who can, do things".

"Those who do not supervise".

Your dad is a hippie.

What happens when they grow up?

We do not grow.

We drink a top-secret form.