Review of Super Mario Bros. (1993) by Jessie R — 21 Jan 2012

Oh damn... I can't believe I went near this one... and actually enjoyed SOME OF IT! Yes it has some guilty fun and Dennis Hopper though over the top and too corny as always, may very well be one of the best corny villains ever.

.. though that's not necessarily good at all. It's got bad written all over it and I can now call it the prime example of fucking up a video game adaptation at it's worst! But honestly, the first 20 minutes already got to me with the idea this already fucked up, not because they didn't stay true to the game, not AT ALL.

.. BECAUSE IT CANNOT BE ADAPTED TO FILM. PERIOD. So I gave up on that and simply watched the film for what it was, an awful but seldomly guilty entertainment flick. Think there's anything wrong with that? I REALLY dislike it a lot, but I don't quiet hate it.

.. I guess you could say I'm more forgiving and less harsher on these bad apples than most viewers out there...