Review of Super Mario Bros. (1993) by Noah S — 30 Jul 2016

Ignore the haters. this movie is a true adaptation of the mario brothers story! mario mario and luigi mario arrive in the mushroom kingdom by warp pipe, only to discover (as described in the NES mario bros manual!) that it has been transformed by the evil king donald tr--- koopa.

the audience follows their exploits in a dinopunk dystopia, with exciting action, strange adventure, goofy laughs, abundant snot, and a good measure of actual plumbing. fun for everyone who loves a fresh take on a story you thought you knew.