Review of Sully (2016) by Alfredduchene — 25 Sep 2016

Dear Tom Hanks,.

I first saw you during the documentary about the time you almost landed on the moon during the Apollo 13 space mission, you barely made it back to earth. Years later I saw you try to deliver some packages and get stranded on an island with a cute volleyball, I am so glad you managed to return safely and make a new volleyball friend but it was very dangerous. For your next job you insisted on going onto a train to take little kids to see Santa Claus, which I admire, but the tracks were very slippery so you and the children's safety was very much at risk. Many years went by and I thought you had finally smartened up but then you go on a boat this time and guess what, you go and get yourself kidnapped by Somali pirates. I thought this would have been the final straw for you but this year (only a short time after your Somali incident) I saw a trailer of the news that you flew a plane into the Hudson River to make an emergency landing. I am really worried about you Tom Hanks, please stop taking forms of transportation I dont want to see anymore documentaries about you that make me scared.