Review of Suicide Squad (2016) by Barb S — 12 Jan 2017

"How not to make a movie 101" would be a great title for this waste of time and money, which I imagine was pitched to the fat suites as "Avengers but with bad guys", and their useless tiny brains were blown away.

1st off, this is not a script to be approved, it lacks all defining characteristics of a passable script, starting with the childish in-your-face exposition, the absolute lack of an actual first act, or a third for that matter, all the way to the horrible character development.

Now onto the 2nd main plague overtaking the current cinematic scene, the Michael Bay Syndrome, all movies nowadays are either Nolanized or Bayed, and this is the latter, and the worst things is, it's even done poorly, I couldn't help myself but laugh at the movements of the enchantress as she was.. dancing? or attempting to summon something of some sorts to end humanity -well good riddance anyways-, let alone the horrible choice of songs that played inconveniently throughout the movie, the choices were so bad they never matched whatever was going on at the moment, it was confusing and pathetic.

The editing on the other hand was abysmal, I couldn't believe this was a major studio production, whoever edited this should commit seppoku and never touch a video editing software in his/her life.