Review of Sucker Punch (2011) by Brandon H — 04 Jan 2013

Yuck what a piece of mess this film was man did I hate this film it was completely the exact oposite of what I thought this film would be. This film is just bad. One of those trashy films that directors think will make money so they put it in a good month instead of January or September where this film should have been.

This is on my Worst Films Of 2011 list by far it is probably in my top ten now it is just yuck. How could a Director with a good acting and visuals mess this film up? Well i'll tell you starting with the good to bad.

With the two things listed above being the only good things that kept this film from completely taking number 1 as the years crapiest film of the year. Ok so the two good things include the acting, and the visuals.

Ok so the acting was really decent but the actors just looked to pretty as action stars there acting was excellent but as said before its not convincing if you look like a model. The only actress that gains both points for her acting and looks is.

.. The Rising Star Jena Malone. She looks just like an action star and she acts perfect while acouple others to note are Emily Browning and Abbie Cornish while neither look totally action star worthy ( Emily Browning the main problem in looks but great in acting) they act excellent, Emily Browningthe better of all of them she just does not look the part , she did try her best but she is just to sexy and hot.

Some actress's including Jamie Chung are not given alot of screen time to act in the movie they are just not in the film enough for me to recomment them or highlight their acting sadly. And so we move on to our next and last good thing which is - The Visuals.

Ok so the visuals are excellent probably the reason why the film got a Solid March release date instead of an end of January release date. I mean the visuals look fantastic, they are probably the main use of the budget actually.

The visuals are not ground breacking but they do look magnificent and the 3D shots with the visual effects is pretty neat too. The visuals were well detailed as well with the creatures looking realistic in a cool and slightly desturbing way.

Now on to the bad stuff people which include the script, the cast(i already talked about this so I will not say anything for it) the title (a rare catagory) the run time, the release date, the poster (also a rare catagory), the parts that are not action scenes, the director , and its sexist.

Ok the script is by far one of the worst things to be included in this film, I mean the lines are stupid and one liner alot of times I mean god why did you give us this dreadful film that has little action scenes and takes place in a mental hospital a where women dance almost naked for men then the men pay for them and do it with themoh and girls are raped often.

Yes that is the script and the action scenes take place when she is dancing for men Oh My God this films script sounds pretty stupid and dull to me and yes this film has alot of Sexist and Rape I hope you decide to skip the movie now its a waist of time which could be sent living and watching a good movie like The Hobbit which was amazing and actually good.

Yuck !!! The Title for this film is just something horrible, thats why I decided to say something about it. I mean Sucker Punch wow its just stupid and has nothing to do with the film itself its just bad yuck I could have thought of a better title even my dog could have I swear!!! The run time for this film just dragges on and on I just can't handle it ,it is just way to long I now of some scenes that could have been cut to save time, alot of scenes actually to get the film to 1 hour and 20 minutes which I rarly support actually I usually critisise a film for being to short never for a film being to long but this film is just so dull and gloomy that it makes me want it to be shortened and thats saying something.

The release date of the film was bad to I mean March 25th a solid release date and month no way nop don't waste the date on thi \s crap, instead give it a late January opening where i'm shere it will make decent money against a mostly weak month yet still stay away from the good months which are for good movies not this.

The Poster for this film was just such a lie most of this film does not have any action yet the film is being marketed as the next expendables movie. Come on who are these players playing this is just like the poster for Bednobbs and Broomsticks where they advertised the film as almost all animated scenes yet the film features about 10 minutes of animated scenes at the end of the over long three hour film come on, the best scenes were the animated scenes any way so wow.

All the parts in the film that take place in the mental house place are dull, boring, and the worst thing yet I pray for the awesome 20 minutes of action that takes place all throughout the film man this film is just so boring.

I never liked Zack Snyder at all he is just a horrible excuss for a director and it just so happens he also wrote this films script which I hated as well his films are just made to make money and are as boring as can be I swear !!!! And this film besides Mulan and anoher film whcih title I forgot was sexist.

Men abuse the women in this film attempt to rape, and hit women and shot them and do any horrible thing they can think of to the women in the mental house it just is not right. This film needs to get burned its horrible !!!!! No women should watch this mess andthis film should only be sold at a xxxx store not at walmart this film does not deserve walmart at all.

All an All this film is just crap and I hate it and I wish it was never created !!!!!! F.