Review of Subzero (2005) by Ralph R — 15 Mar 2008
This one gets stars for being hilariously bad: "If you think we'll need the world's best mountain climbers, then that's just what we'll have to get" The flashing cube making the binky bonky beepy noises nearly stole the show (as it lay on the North Face of K2, demanding rescue by the world's best mountain climbers, which would be suicide at this time of the year, but failure is not an option, millions of people could die, satellite blah blah).
Also of note were the female Russian stereotype (oh, sorry, woman), and the fir trees that are apparently abundant near the summit of K2. Who knew?
This review of Subzero (2005) was written by Ralph R on 15 Mar 2008.
Subzero has generally received negative reviews.
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