Review of Stoker (2013) by Csw12 — 02 Aug 2013

Probably the worst thriller mystery movie I have ever seen. Stoker is simply a god awful, contrived, pointless waste of 100 minutes, that offers no real tension or any realism what so ever.

This review of Stoker (2013) was written by Csw12 on 02 Aug 2013.

Stoker has generally received positive reviews.

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