Review of Starting Out in the Evening (2007) by Michael L — 09 Feb 2008

Yes, Langella's good, but surrounded by so much ineptness that the film hurts you in your earhole as line after line of socially retarded dialogue does an ungainly landing in your ear canal. Almost worth watching just to see the single most unsexy seduction attempt of the decade (smearing honey on the face), and single most awesome bitchslap, as well as kisses so devoid of sensuality that I honestly thought langella was trying to head-butt ambrose's flat acting into submission.