Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Chuck G — 17 Jun 2018

Hello, I am former president Millard Filmore and unlike the other dead presidents reviewing this movie, I am most personally offended by this moving picture. It is incompatible with the public interest, it menaces beloved characters from our childhoods, and engages in gerrymandering amongst the fandom.

I did however enjoy Yoda's joshing & tomfoolery with Luke, therefore two gold stars for that. I must now retire back to my grave. NICE TRY, DISNEY SHILLS.