Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Ben V — 06 Jun 2018

Riddled with plotholes (Poe and Holdo). Too long due to unnecessary plot lines (Finn and Rose). Demolishes any mysteries leftover from previous movies (Rey and Snoke). Potentially worldbreaking mechanics (suicide hyperspace jumps). Completely abusing the force (Skype calls and holograms). Subversion of expectations used to undercut the audience's emotional response, rather than to genuinely surprise (Luke). Teleportation and time management problems (how did they get there so quickly?) And to top it all off, it's literally a slow motion car chase.

But it does have spacecow milking and superman flying through space.