Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Kyloreninthong D — 01 Feb 2018

Hate used to be the way you get seduced to the dark side now its kylo ren taking his shirt off! Rian Johnson really did a wonderful job at expanding on the mythology, true seduction with pecs and a six pack rather than implied paths that emotions take you. The next trilogy is in no better hands than the king of twists and turns. I can only anticipate Rey's force healing factor and force retractable claws in the next one, anything less will be a disappointment. Force projection Kylo Ren in a thong is the next logical step in making the dark side more seductive. Snoke's death can only mean one thing, Rose and Paige's sith sister Darth Martha!

Did I mention the appropriate comedy? Hux/Poe's verizon 'do you hear me now' surpasses even Jarjar Binks' Michelle Tanner 'how rude'.