Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Karl W — 17 Jan 2018

I have never cared enough to leave a review for a movie before, but I was willing to take time out just to make an account here and review this movie. There is so much to be said, but I'm not as articulate as the other essay writers on here so here's my pro/con list.

Pro:

Kylo Ren.

Con:

1. Mary Sue Rey.

2. Superman Leia.

3. Useless and Boring Rose.

4. Equally boring but even more useless Finn.

5. Not-Plagueis but somehow uber powerful and creepy bathrobe Snoke.

6. Literally a couple hundred "rebels" vs. MILLIONS of stormtroopers but still manage to escape?

7. ZERO world building. It's like the universe has been reduced to only the Neo-Rebellion vs Neo-Empire.

8. Holdo?

9. Alien-milking Luke.

The list could go on but why bother...