Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Armen S — 18 Jan 2018

This movie is beyond salvation! In fact, there is nothing to salvage.

I thought the "haters" of this movie were just pedantic fanboys... I was WRONG! I apologise for my erroneous assumptions. This movie is INDEED a peace of crap! From the cringe-worthy, self-aware humour to the debasement of Luke Skywalker. From Porgs and Purple-hair to Rose-Rose Binks.

I can't even express how BAD this movie is.

Sure, Phantom Menace wasn't;t great, but at least they had Darth Maul, podracers, double-bladed lightsabers, Duel of Fates.

Last Jedi had literally nothing to redeem it.

Also, there is no way that the 49% audience rating is real!