Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Alex D — 15 Jan 2018

I can sum up this movie in a few 3 word phrases that portray my disappointment and disgust with what was on the screen...

1. Rose Rose Binks.

2. Luke's "lazer sword".

3. Flying Leia Poppins.

4. Slow speed chase.

5. Captain Phasma falls.

6. Sea cow milk.

7. Crait is Hoth.

8. Social Justice Drivel.

9. Rey is nobody.

10. Chewie is vegan.

11. Holding for Hux.

12. Yoda acts drunk.

13. Snoke's lame death.

14. Burning Jedi texts.

15. Boring as hell.

Fix these issues and you'd have a 5 star movie on your hands.