Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Alex R — 23 Jan 2018

Bordering on Satanic in its subversive and intentional disappointment. The film carries with it many caustic messages, like: reading is unnecessary; you're born knowing all you need to know, old people are dumb (anyone over 30), all men are worthless, tradition is garbage, star wars fans are losers, capitalism is the worst, religion is shit, and that moral relativism is neato. I can't...i just can't...[slits wrists].

Nice menstrual blood poster too...