Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Aleena U — 11 Jan 2018

CONS:

-Leia poppins.

-Luke titty milk.

-No good light saber duels.

-Hux is a horrible joke.

-1st order is laughing stock (like slap stick not funny joke).

-same old empire vs plucky rebels (no originality).

- ripped off scenes from ROTJ (throne room).

-ripped off scene from ESB (hoth battle).

-run out of fuel plot is dumb.

-lasers now have arc drop in space??? wtf.

-slowest , most boring space chase ever filmed.

-casino planet DUMB.

-disnified animals all over the place.

-disney merchandise plugs all througout the movie.

-male = bad , female = god (pc agenda crap).

-camera angles frequently felt amateurish.

-did not feel like starwars.

-they did luke dirty.

-end luke scene / dies off planet , retarded af.

-rose.

Pros:

-the film looks pretty,.

-sounds awesome.

-john williams score.

This movie was VERY disappointing, and had bad script writing, huge plot holes, PC agenda, Mary sue and a lot plot contrivance) hollow characters with no arc or development, (they are just there to be there) bad humor placed in the worse places. too many jokes. All in all its up a poorly directed movie, with a very weak story. They totally disregarded what the previous film set (which is odd for the 2nd movie in a trilogy) Its almost like a parody of itself, kind of robot chicken & spaceballs type jokes, the film does not take itself seriously, and neither should you. (I know I didnt).

After seeing the movies and seeing reviews on here I am Pretty convinced that the positive reviews are Disney shill bots doing damage control.

Rian Johnson & Disney took a dump on this film before lighting it on fire and throwing it the dumpster.

This is, without a doubt THE WORST starwars to date.

Rian johnson and kathleen keneddy should be fired and never let near a movie again.

(if ur not a SW fan you probably will like this film if you are, be prepared to not give a flying eff about starwars anymore).