Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Jermaine L — 12 Jan 2018
People told me about "Leia Poppins" so I was prepared for that.
But they didn't tell there were TONS of stupid scenes in this movie!
- How about when BB8 drives the Walker and saves the day for the 100th time?
- How about Luke dying because... he was tired?
- How about astral projection?
- How about Poe's "call on hold" 'joke'?
- How about bombs and people falling in the "gravity" of space?
- How about the whole character of Rose Tico! Worse than JarJar Binks!
- How about that cow thing with purple hair?
- How about "book burning"! (Did Yoda and Luke turn into Nazis or Communists?).
- How about Luke sucking green milk from gross alien nipples?!
- How about Rey beating Luke in a stick fight?
I could go on but its too annoying to think about!
This review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was written by Jermaine L on 12 Jan 2018.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi has generally received positive reviews.
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