Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Laurachang B — 09 Jan 2018

Shameful, disgraceful and insulting.

I'm actually offended by this movie!

I'm all for diversity but not when its contrived and patronising and ruins the story.

I mean the whole Casino subplot with Rose and Finn went nowhere and achieved nothing. And why couldn't Leia or Ackbar have made the 'sacrifice'? Giving it to a purple headed Laura Dern, just cheapened the whole thing.

Story-wise, it was an absolute mess! Did they even have a Screenplay?? Or did Johnson just string a bunch of committee demands together?

"Tick box... Tick box... Tick box... Tick box... Tick box... There you go! There's your Star Thingy movie. It came outta my backside but you better eat it up or I'll call you a bigot!".

Go to hell Disney!