Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Matthew T — 26 Dec 2017
Knowledge of thousands of years of Jedi history is worthless. Yoda was hacked (he would never send a lightning bolt to kill a tree). Business and corporations are bad. Rich people all live in Vegas and gamble while beating horses. Lea would never have let purple hair lady sacrafice herself. Lea would have ordered her to go while she (Lea stayed). Po is an idiot. Risks are not worth taking.
On the plus side, Rey was awesome and Kylo Ren was good... but not good enough to save this film from JJ Menarebadrums and Rian Johnsonistheworstdirectorever.
This review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was written by Matthew T on 26 Dec 2017.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi has generally received positive reviews.
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