Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Alien W — 23 Dec 2017

I feel like I just paid £5 to watch someone defecate on Luke Skywalker's face for over two hours.

It's visually beautiful, but I think they worked very hard indeed to alienate as many of their fanbase as was possible.

I came out of the film rating about about a 7/10, the more I think about it the more I dislike large parts of what they did. At best a 6/10. By tomorrow as I think about it more I think my rating will go even lower.

I bought my kids State Wars stuff, for Christmas. I am actually thinking of returning it, yes it really is that bad.