Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Chud79Nwosucks — 16 Jan 2018

I agree with all the other negative reviews here. It opens with a Simpsons phone crank and goes down hill from there.

This movie is filled with gaping plot holes, characters either doing dumb things or performing contrary to their established natures, hates white men, and takes a flame thrower to all previous SW movies. If you take 10 seconds to actually think about what's going on, your head will explode.

Numerous nonsensical items have already been listed on this forum, but I would like to offer one more because I haven't seen it mentioned yet. It's not a "huge" thing - just indicative of this illogical farce. Apparently, Chewbacca has no problem risking his life to chauffeur his new boss Rey (yes, she actually orders him around) to the enemy's flagship so she can "save" Kylo - the same kid who just murdered his best friend a few days prior. Can you imagine the Chewie of IV-VI (or any other sentient being) going along with this BS? WTF?

I'm angry the creators and "professional" critics duped me into wasting my time and money on this garbage. But what really irks me is how Disney abuses its media muscle to attack those who dump on their 100+ million crap fest. I guess that's how the Alt Left operates these days. Anybody who disagrees with them is a racist, misogynist, or some other subhuman basement dwelling hater.

Fine.

Not one penny more will I spend on anything related to this franchise. I'm out.