Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Pootboy — 21 Dec 2017

[spoilers] most of the plot "tension" revolves around, a. spaceships running out of gas, and b. sneaking out a back door.

At the spur of the moment, a hot-topic-wigged space bureaucrat pulls something out of her ass that forevermore (and retroactively) makes ANY space combat utterly silly and obsolete-- just hyperspace through it. no more warships, no more star destroyers, no more dreadnoughts, no more flagships, no more death stars, no more starkillers, they all go bye-bye now as long as you can scrounge up one volkswagon beetle sized hyperspace drone. the end, roll credits. y'all go home now, nothing to see here. -.

Oh and luke tele-commutes himself to death.

Just f&ck off with this sh!t already.