Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) by Merijn J — 13 Mar 2018

It has been a few years since this abomination came out. But I recently wrote a review for TLJ and I am probably going to write a review for the other SW films. But this one in particular is a horrid excuse for a film.

I will explain. First, this nothing but a rehash of episode 4. But more creatively bankrupt and disgusting. And it irritates me to no end when I see/n the "apologists" for this crap over the years. The excuses that pour out of these morons are putrid! Like,.

"they needed to rehash it because they wanted to bring fans back that didn't like the prequels!".

"It needed to be done to show that SW can be exciting!".

"they needed to reboot it for the newer generations benefit!".

Even Jar Jar Abrams has admitted to rehashing it. So he basically said the he had to "play it safe" to get fans back. Uh...NO! When I see morons say how they had to "play it safe", they are just admitting that they love laziness and used ideas. Well you got another OT now you whiny rejects. Are you happy with the same crap over and over? Never mind, you are! And when or if episode 10 rolls around, I am very positive that they will have another trilogy of rebels vs the mighty empire. Because it is obvious that all these morons want is more of the same.

I could go on, but my point is that the "apologists" bend over backwards to excuse laziness. The only obligation they had to do was to make a sequel to ROTJ. But the idiots that enjoy this drivel like being patronized by a corporate entity. They basically tried to "buy" fans back by giving them reheated left overs and calling it "new." These people who bought into it are pathetic!

Disney and LFL basically were selling the new generation used experiences. Like, "hey kids? Do you want to feel the way your parents felt when the first seen SW?" This is basically robbing the newer generation of their OWN authentic experiences. That is pretty low. But since Disney and LFL apparently have no balls, they just gave the world the OT 2.0. And the idiots just fell in love with the same old stuff. Some for the first time and some for the second time. With how TLJ came out, they don't really do original all too well.

But the biggest issue for me was how they treated the force in this. MaRey Sue uses the force with 0 training. That is right. 0 training! I did pay attention to the film though. As many who claim to "love" it have not. Because it took me all but one line of dialogue to figure this out.

Kylo Ren to Snoke: She is UNTRAINED! But stronger then she knows!

See? One line of dialogue. Did that stop all the "Reytards" from wasting 2 years thinking up every excuse to try to explain how she did what she did? Nope. I had to argue for those 2 years telling these cretins that she was untrained . If they actually paid attention, they wouldn't have made themselves look like tools making excuses when it was spelled out for them in the film.

And nice what they did to Han, eh? He went back to being a smuggler. But he also became a dead beat dad too! Then killed by his own son. After knowing his son had "too much Vader" in him, Han tries to talk him into coming home like he was a 10 year old that was mad because he didn't want to leave the arcade. But Han knew he wasn't coming home and I guess he got what he knew he would get.

And then General Leia. She was a general in the OT and also in the ST. Now that is character development right there.../S.

Finn is the worst character in the SW universe. Well he is tied with Rose now. But in TFA, he basically gets shell shock on his first mission without even firing a shot. And then he wants to run from the FO because?...Reasons? I guess this is where the new books have to be taken into account. That is what the fans of this drek seem to tell you when something doesn't get explained. You basically need a manual to watch a movie now with these new ones. I know he didn't want to kill for the FO anymore. Not that he ever did in the first place. Because Jakku was his first mission. But he will kill for anyone else without thinking twice.

Then we have Maz. She was the one, in all her infinite wisdom to yell out, "HAN SOLO!" in a crowded bar knowing he has a a price on his head and also brings BB-8 with him knowing the FO is looking for it. But back to Maz. When they are sitting at the table talking, she tells all of them that they must fight the FO! Then the FO brings the fight to her doorstep. And where is big game talking Maz? Oh yeah, she is hiding away somewhere.

But this has been long enough already. I am pretty bored just thinking about TFA. Garbage movie for garbage lovers! Oh and these new Disney movies are made for the "Veruca Salt" generation. The "I want it now" ones.

"Real sets! Practical and tangible sets"...Blah blah blah! It is hillariious how some morons bought into this. TFA was a CGI fest covered turd and the idiots bought it. Disney and co. lied to your faces! They basically bent you over and had their way with you and since you are drones, you took it all and asked for seconds. SMFH... So how did all that, "going back to the old school" BS work out for ya? I bet you are feeling mighty stupid right about now? Disney will keep on lying and the morons will keep buyin'!