Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) by Cedric L — 18 May 2018
''Star Walt'' Episode I : the Themed Park.
One hundred and thirty three loooong minutes of four retarded millenials running into each other and playing Star Wars in Disneyland's latest attraction.
They dress like in Star Wars, they fire blasters, they fight with lightsabers and use the Force, pilot X-Wings, Tie Fighters and... the Millenium Falcon !
And they're good at doing all this, you know, they're in Disneyland !
They even get to meet real Star Wars characters ! Awesome customer service... They show Han and Chewbacca how good they are at piloting and killing Storm Troopers. They are hugged by a real princess, not a Disney one.
One of the four millenials even gets to play Darth Vader ! A whinning, emo Darth Vader but eh, that's 2016 !
Jar Jar Abrams' movie is not really a movie : it's a very, very long Star Wars themed park advertisement. A boring commercial !
It looks like Star Wars.
It smells like Star Wars.
It tastes like Star Wars.
It sounds like Star Wars.
... however it is only Star Walt !
88% audience score ?! Well, each generation gets the heroes they deserve, I guess...
This review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) was written by Cedric L on 18 May 2018.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens has generally received very positive reviews.
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