Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) by Y3M3Th T — 13 Jan 2018

All that sound and fury about The Last JedI. The warnings are all here. Could a big budget sci fi movie be any duller than this? The first of two movies about something or other somewhere else in space involving some people.

I loved Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back but Jesus, when are they going to give this shit a rest? Come back Darth Vader. All is forgiven.