Review of Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) by Andria G — 08 Jun 2011

I have a lurking fear that this movie is going to be as absolutely horrid as it looks, but, it is Star Wars, so it can't be too terrible... right? ....

After viewing: Wrong. A few seconds of any of the short trailers for the new Knights of the Old Republic MMORPG are 10x better in every way than this... thing. I found myself completely overcome by the sheer pointlessness of it all somewhere around the second or third worthless lightsaber battle, and wishing that this painful thing would end already. I don't even remember what the movie was about it was so bad. I can almost always recall minute details, even for terrible films.

Blechg. Juvenile, boring, and unworthy of inclusion in the Star Wars legacy.