Review of Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) by Sean D — 22 Dec 2015

I wish to god I could give this no stars. This is a giant turd of a movie, just like episodes 1 and 2. I can barely remember anything about them because they bored the crap out of me. All I remember is jar jar binks, the terrible acting of the kid playing vader, and all the digital effects.

The computer generated yoda is just so bad. I mean, the old ones blew these out of the water. This is just awful. I want the last two hours of my life back. I'd rather watch lizards do push ups in my yard.

Or an infomercial on the slap chop. Or my cat using the litter box. Literally anything else. Anything. Else. Literally.