Review of Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) by Erika D — 02 Dec 2015
That jerk Jar Jar is still in this, thankfully he doesn't say much. Anakin is a horny emo teenager now. WHERE do I get a dress like Natalie Portman's at the beach house?? This ridiculous high school romance is the only thing that's working for me.
They kiss and Padmé shuts it down, yet keeps walking around in lingerie. I'm having a hard time looking at Ewan McGregor and not imagining him singing on top of a giant elephant in Paris. Anakin's Mom dies and he is filled with inconsolable, murderous rage.
Yoda gets into a light saber fight. Anakin's hand gets cut off and he gets a new robot hand. Anakin and Padmé fall in love and get married back at the beach house. There's some stuff about clones.
This review of Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) was written by Erika D on 02 Dec 2015.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones has generally received mixed reviews.
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