Review of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) by Låëílã B — 09 May 2016

Worse than I remember. Racist stereotypes, loose definition of what constitutes slavery + how it differs from middle class, 2-story condo living, boring, strained and clunky dialogue, mind-numbing performances, 34 years, 20 mins, 46 seconds long, Jar Jar ain't the worst of it.

..Fu Manchu aliens...13 min long pod race of not much consequence...zzzZzzz.