Review of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) by Boo 2!: A — 30 May 2017

I never grew up on Star Wars, so I wasn't on the disappointment dis-hype train. But as an adult watching it for the first time, I can say that this was not only very dull, not only were the effects absolute garbage, but about halfway through, I actually yelled "OH MY GOD, END ALREADY!!!". Darth Maul was cool, though.

2/10.