Review of Star Wars (1977) by Henry K — 29 Dec 2017
After the blockbuster prequel Rogue One, ANH sucks! After a decent intro, we're treated to C3PO's big adventure. The whole thing is such meandering crap. Without Han Solo, this movie would probably be un-watchable. Most the other characters are whiny anal brats or masked weirdos.
A barren wasteland and dull hallway sets compose most this movie, besides the falcon set. Ship screens look dated. Geriatric geezers play with glow sticks, and they all run around a lot. They finish the movie with pilots who sound like telemarketers and redundant trench run scenes, because there weren't enough boring scenes in this load of garbage. Still needs a lot of editing, and a new soundtrack; like the one from Rogue One. So much of this movie is like reject material from a film-school project. Meh.
This review of Star Wars (1977) was written by Henry K on 29 Dec 2017.
Star Wars has generally received very positive reviews.
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