Review of Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) by Joe P — 19 Jun 2015

Stupid, inconsistent, and implausible from beginning to end. Despite its impressive effects, it's impossible to suspend disbelief in this film without calling bullshit on its unbelievability every five minutes.

Full of predictable twists and cliche dialogue, this movie never stops insulting its viewers' intelligence. It's appropriate that the crew's uniforms look like futuristic football jerseys, because this hollow embarrassment of a film feels like it was written by adolescent buffoons in a middle-school locker room.