Review of Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) by Vince K — 27 Jul 2009

In Star Trek: ERECTION, Lieutenant Worf gets a giant zit on his face, gets all embarrassed, and shenanigans ensue. Captain Picard is disgusted by this, and finally reveals that he is a Neo-Nazi Skinhead (which was obvious), and that his mission is to put all Klingons in concentration camps.

Meanwhile Commander Riker tries raping Counselor Troi, but she won't let him until he shaves his beard. He does, and they make a great porno together, which Data tries masturbating to. Jealous of Commander Riker now being the sexiest man on board, Picard orders him to shave his head and join him in his neo-nazi conquest.

Then there's a subplot about Data and a little boy being "special friends", where Data shows him the new trick he learned watching Riker and Troi's movie. But seriously, all in all a "just okay" Star Trek movie, that seemed more like an episode than a movie.

But of course all odd-numbered Star Treks (this is number 9) are the not-as-good ones. If that is true, then explain number 10 to me.