Review of Star Trek Beyond (2016) by Ryan T — 16 Sep 2016
BEYOND STUPID!
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE that so many people liked this movie? Multiple couples walked out during the showing. It was BRUTAL! The dialogue was contrived, the plot jammed with cliches, the set looked like Planet of the Apes had been raped, and (SPOILER ALERTS) they save the day with a Beastie Boys song and a motorcycle that magically has gasoline that remains stable for 300 years. AND, where did all the Krallers come from? AND, why they hell did they just stay tucked up in their spaceships when they could see the dastardly human escaping from the Planet of the Apes set 20 feet below them???
DUMB. Just incredibly dumb.
And I have LOVED every other Star Trek thing, ever.
This review of Star Trek Beyond (2016) was written by Ryan T on 16 Sep 2016.
Star Trek Beyond has generally received positive reviews.
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