Review of Stan Helsing (2009) by Brad G — 02 Dec 2009
Why? Why do I keep watching these Scary Movies, Epic Movies, Date Movies, Disaster Movies, Meet The Spartans trash? Deep down, I must hate myself. I mean look at that top-notch cast: Steve Howey (tvâ??s REBA!), the SNL reject Kenan Thompson, Diora Baird (one of the falling naked girls from Wedding Crashers), and Desi Lydic (the Desintigratrix 3000 from William Shatnerâ??s Invasion Iowa)â??how could this movie go wrong? Itâ??s not funny.
Pinhead has darts in his noggin. Freddy Krueger has a Swiss Army glove. Michael Myers has a Yakama. Leatherface wears a purse for a mask. And the ghost of Leslie Nielsonâ??s career dresses in drag. Not funny.
VF.
This review of Stan Helsing (2009) was written by Brad G on 02 Dec 2009.
Stan Helsing has generally received negative reviews.
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