Review of Stan Helsing (2009) by David P — 17 Apr 2010
I wasn't going to review this piece of shit, but you people need to be warned. What could have been awesome (parodying some of the greatest horror icons of all time ei. Chucky, Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface and Pinhead) was just a putrid mess of acid vomit.
Clashing these horror greats could have made for some great laughs and gore but they just fell soooo short. If they had the use of these characters they could somehow connected all their worlds and made use of a decent plot! But that didn't happen.
It's a stupid movie about some people going to a party who make a detour to drop some videos off to the main guys boss? WTF? Oh and apparently the the main guy 'Stan' Helsing is a decedent of 'Van' Helsing, so he is the only one who can vanquish these monsters.
The only thing I liked about this movie was Leslie Neilson, who plays a woman by the way haha. There is no excuse for taking some of my favourite on screen monsters and turning them into shit. The director/writer needs to be sucker punched in the throat.
AVOID!
This review of Stan Helsing (2009) was written by David P on 17 Apr 2010.
Stan Helsing has generally received negative reviews.
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