Review of Spring Breakers (2013) by Tarquin_Makismo — 03 Jul 2014
Look, many people here have tried to convey how truly awful this movie was but still haven't been believed, so I will describe my own feeling as deeply as possible in order to discourage the unwary from witnessing a spectacle that will leave them forever traumatised and mind-raped : THIS MOVIE IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY !!!
I am a dog-lover, and if I thought my beloved hound's canine brain was comprehending, for a microsecond, any of the mind-altering senselesness of any of the scenes in this movie, I would SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD immediately, without hesitation, out of sheer pity, just as you would put a rabid dog out of its misery.
No-one deserves to watch this movie - not Pol Pot, not Hitler, not Newt Gringrich - least of all any James Franco fans who thought be had any semblance of talent or taste.
This review of Spring Breakers (2013) was written by Tarquin_Makismo on 03 Jul 2014.
Spring Breakers has generally received mixed reviews.
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