Review of Spread (2009) by Bonnie D — 07 Apr 2010

This "spread" on the cheese pretty thick...haha, get it? I was being punny...

Anyway, there was way more nudity than I was expecting...I TOTALLY didn't expect to see ashley, the little girl from "growing pains" naked, that's for sure...

I had a hard time listening to whatever ashton kutcher's character was saying whenever he rattled off "gigalo tips" as a voice over for the audience...I kept wanting him to clear his throat and stop mumbling...but when he was actually acting on screen, his voice sounded normal...if he was doing it on purpose, it was off putting and annoying...

Two bright points were the main actresses...anne heche was a gorgeous cougar, and margarita levieva is a natural beauty...

So if you're looking for a fluff piece with shallow naked beautiful people, this may be right up your alley...but you want to see something with substance, this isn't it...