Review of Spread (2009) by Risto H — 04 May 2010

Well this movie definitely had it's ups and downs, mostly downs though. I couldn't say that I was disgusted by it, but yet again I'm only 21. However, as contrary to popular belief, we can make difference between a porno and a movie and if I want to watch a porno, then I'd probably get myself something that would include a little less chatter and a little more nude women. However this means, that it failed to impress in any way possible, since it was too shallow for a serious film and yet again too softcore and cattery for a real porno.

Apparently I think Kutcher just thought, well let's make a movie where I could touch many beautiful women in all kinds of places and not have a care in the world. Apparently it's probably more interesting to act it out than to be watching it in a cinema. I know I wouldn't mind acting as him but would Kutcher had mind if he had to watch me in this part instead of him (I mean if he would be a regular watcher in the cinema as I was).

I probably could give some points for the LA introduction and for not having the fairytale ending as most romcoms have and ofcourse all the half-naked women didn't hurt but no points for that, there are other places for that.