Review of Species III (2005) by Amanda X — 16 Jan 2005

[i]Species III [/i]is like a slap in the face to people who liked the first two. Given that I really hated the second flick, I watched the third with no hope of it being good at all. Hey, I wasn't surprised at how bad it was, but I was surprised that the movie felt more like something that was made specifically for television, instead of say, theatrical release.

The plot was so horrible along with the special effects, and also tag on the fact that the only person that could act in this movie was the main alien chick because, hey, it isn't hard to act like you're an evil, unattached bitch.

The only thing that saved this movie is the fact that the main girl and the bad girl at the end of the flick, were extremely sexy. Nice boobs, and if you pay attention at the beginning you can actually witness the faint outline of the main girls gash. Nice, eh?

Honestly, as a human being that cares, you should avoid this movie like the plague. If you want some nice screenshots of sexiness though, you can totally survive this movie.